“May Day! May Day!......yes, come in. We’re reporting cows at 3 O’Clock. Over” Well, panic no more, as this triumvirate of cattle pose threat to neither man nor beast. We mean, just look at their cute little-ish faces for a quiet start. And their ‘we come in peace’ eyes. Who’d be worried about being confronted by this bevy of bovine beauties. As ever widely-regarded contemporary animal humour artist, Caroline Shotton delivers the sucker illustrative punch with yet another framed fictitious farmyard fantasy for your eyes only. And ours. And the raft of seasoned collectors who’d also like to claim one of the 150 limited editions as their own, so they can enjoy looking out on this scene of contentment whenever and wherever.

Which is why we’d urge all interested parties to get their skates on and secure one of these extremely limited, Shotton-monikered boxed canvas pieces today. Or at your first convenience. Just to be sure. As we have no doubts in our minds whatsoever that this brand new Shotton release for Autumn 2014 – entitled (as hinted above), ‘May Day’ – will disappear from our stock faster than you could possibly imagine.